Dark Matters’ October Special Box!
🖤 Losers Club assemble! Behold our bumper Stephen King Special Edition box contents, ready to (Castle) Rock your Dark Tower!
BOX INCLUDES: [with reference points for the uninitiated]
👻 2x Brownies:
‘Horror is…a Peanut Butter Cup?’
Choc Chip Brownie with (M-O-O-N that spells) Peanut Butter & Jelly Swirls
[The Stand/Cujo/Hearts In Atlantis/Billy Summers (King writes about PB&J a LOT) plus quote from ’99 King interview on Conan O’Brien….yes I am a painful nerd]
Blueberry Jam and Green Vanilla Cheesecake Swirl, with Cookie Dough Pieces
[SK’s Creepshow / King’s Fave Food is Blueberry Cheesecake]
🏚️ 1x Brookie:
‘Your Hair Is Winter Fire’
Ginger Cookie Base, Autumn Spice Brownie with Ginger Conserve Swirl
👽 5x Brownie Truffle Balls:
‘Flying Coke Machine’
Cola & Caramel [The Tommyknockers]
‘Duma Key (Lime)’
Lime & Tequila [Duma Key]
Spiced Rum & Red Berry [The Shining]
‘Tom Cullen’s Tom Collins’
Gin, Triple Sec & Lemon [The Stand]
(Root Beer) ‘You’ll Float Too’
Root Beer & Vanilla [IT]
🎈 ‘Autumn In Maine’ Bespoke Ghost Family Flame Wax Melt
An eerie autumnal amble through the Maine Mist; crisp leaves, campfires, saltwater and sea mist…
🤡 2x Special SK Nerd Extras: Stephen King Inspired Postcard & Bookmark
Lucky dip surprise but includes The Shining, IT, Carrie, Misery and Pet Semetary
If you’d like a personalised message written on the Postcard let us know in the comments box at checkout! ⚰️
Everything is 100% vegan, always!
October Box Allergens:
Brownies Contain: Soya, Wheat, Gluten, Peanuts
Brookie Contains: Soya, Wheat, Gluten
Balls Contain: Soya, Sulphites. Also contains ALCOHOL.
Gluten or Alcohol Free boxes MAY be available but aren’t guaranteed due to numbers, please email or DM us before ordering to check!
Our Kitchen Handles: Soya, Nuts, Peanuts, Wheat, Gluten, Barley, Soya, Sulphites. Every effort is taken to limit cross contamination however our production area is very small.
Dispatching 26th – 27th October for delivery by 30th October Sent via DHL Tracked Courier (senders email and mobile be will used for tracking updates). Parcels are NOT letter box friendly so if you or your recipient won’t be in please opt for a different/work/business address. We take no responsibility for missed or delayed parcels once they leave our kitchen and are therefore out of our control. Please email us if you have any concerns <3
Brownies: Minimum 5 days on receipt or freezer friendly. Keep cool or refrigerate to extend life, but allow to return to room temperature for optimum flavour.
Brookie: Minimum 7 days on receipt
Truffle Balls: Minimum 7 days on receipt.