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Twin Peaks Limited Edition Box: The brownies are not what they seem

November’s Twin Peaks Limited Edition Box - Dark Matters - Vegan Brownies

I’ve got good news. Those vegan brownies you like are going to come back in style. We’re launching November’s Twin Peaks Limited Edition Box.

Food is interesting, so I’ve written you a blog post about our limited edition Twin Peaks vegan brownie box. We write things down sometimes – letters, words – hoping they will serve us and those with whom we wish to communicate.

I have no idea where this blog post will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.

Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair or a big box of vegan brownies.

Diane! I’m holding in my hand a box of chocolate brownies. Am I being too secretive? Fire walk with me and take a peek behind the curtain to find out what’s inside…

BOX INCLUDES: [With reference points for the uninitiated… Don’t worry, the box is designed to be delicious first and dorky second, so everyone will enjoy it!🖤]

2x Brownies:
🎂 ‘Leo’s Birthday Cake
Funfetti Birthday Cake Blondie Swirled with our classic Double Chocolate Brownie [*Kazoo sounds intensify*]
☕ 🍩 ‘Coffee
& Donuts’
Rich Coffee and White Choc Brownie, with fat chunks of Glazed Vegan Donuts [“Black as midnight on a moonless night…” Agent Cooper]

🥧 1x Brookie:
🍒 ‘Best In The Tri-Counties
Cherry Pie Brookie
– Cherry Jam & Sour Cherry Brownie with Vanilla Brookie Pie Base  [“This must be where pies go when they die” Coop]

🪵Log Lady Truffle Logs:
4x chunky Salted Caramel Truffle Logs, dusted with gold cocoa powder (with hidden inspirational Log Lady quote) [“There is a depression after an answer is given. It was almost fun not knowing.” Log Lady (RIP Catherine E. Coulson, log legend)]

⛰️⛰️ 2x Special Nerdy Extras
‘Wonderful and Strange’ Pin and ‘Black as Midnight’ Vinyl Sticker from the amazing Punky Pins

🍹 1x Twin Peaks X Stephen King exclusive Tattoo Flash Print
by spooky art babe herself Lois Goody

🍂1x Twin Peaks inspired Ghost Family Flame Wax Melt
with exclusive fragrance and Joseph Ghost illustration

If you’d like a personalised message included let us know on the checkout’s comments box 🎰

Everything is 100% vegan, always.

None of our brownies are wrapped in plastic – all of our packaging is eco friendly and sustainably sourced. So bite the bullet, baby! Order your Twin Peaks Brownie Box to enjoy with a damn fine cup of coffee.

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