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🕯LAST HURRAH for 2023 at @bristolalternativemarket @bristoltrinity tomorrow!

Stoked our last Christmas market is a spooky one amongst our alt family 🖤

AND candles are back!
ANDDD @thehauntscuriosityshoppe made us a handful more of these gorge ROOM SPRAYS just cos I want to live in this smell foreverrrrr ~ it isn't chocolatey it just flippin slaps and I'll pop the rest online on Monday

✨️ONE WEEK FOR LAST ORDERS on the website for Christmas delivery ~ MAYBE EARLIER if we get an influx, so pop ya order through asap just let me know you'd like Christmas delivery and I'll sort ya out

Big fat love!
Gx

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🕯LAST HURRAH for 2023 at @bristolalternativemarket @bristoltrinity tomorrow! Stoked our last Christmas market is a spooky one amongst our alt family 🖤 AND candles are back! ANDDD @thehauntscuriosityshoppe made us a handful more of these gorge ROOM SPRAYS just cos I want to live in this smell foreverrrrr ~ it isn't chocolatey it just flippin slaps and I'll pop the rest online on Monday ✨️ONE WEEK FOR LAST ORDERS on the website for Christmas delivery ~ MAYBE EARLIER if we get an influx, so pop ya order through asap just let me know you'd like Christmas delivery and I'll sort ya out Big fat love! Gx

2 days ago

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✨️LAST DATES✨️
Plz excuse my chocolatey wee fingies I wanted to tell you where you can buy a wodge of this good stuff before I go into hibernation 🐻💚

TODAY (02.12) @eatfestivals Weston-super-Mare 10am-6pm
TOMORROW (03.12) @thefromeindependent 10-3 the biggest & best of the year and last one til Spring 🥺
TUESDAY (05.12) @templequaymarket 12-2
THURSDAY (07.12) @clevedonsundaymarket Christmas Night 5pm-9pm
SATURDAY (09.12) Bristol Vegan Christmas Market BS6 6AH 10-3 @veganeventsgloucestershire
SUNDAY (10.12) Bristol Alternative Market @ Trinity Centre 11-4 @bristolalternativemarket
ONLINE last date for ordering is 17.12 but may close sooner if busy!

FOUR BRISTOL DATES NEXT WEEK WHAT
I'll have brownies, brookies, festive flavours, loaded pudding tins, mini logs, hot chocolate, candles and loads more. Don't forget everything *FREEZES* so you could be a winning champ and save everyone from boring supermarket pud over the stuffing season. Don't freeze the candles though FYI do the opposite 🕯

LOVE YA Gx

#bristolvegan #bristolfood #bristolfoodie #veganbristol #fromeindependentmarket #fromeindependent #fromemarket #altmarket #altbrand #vegangoth #veganchristmas #vegansofldn #veganwitch #veganbusinessuk

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✨️LAST DATES✨️ Plz excuse my chocolatey wee fingies I wanted to tell you where you can buy a wodge of this good stuff before I go into hibernation 🐻💚 TODAY (02.12) @eatfestivals Weston-super-Mare 10am-6pm TOMORROW (03.12) @thefromeindependent 10-3 the biggest & best of the year and last one til Spring 🥺 TUESDAY (05.12) @templequaymarket 12-2 THURSDAY (07.12) @clevedonsundaymarket Christmas Night 5pm-9pm SATURDAY (09.12) Bristol Vegan Christmas Market BS6 6AH 10-3 @veganeventsgloucestershire SUNDAY (10.12) Bristol Alternative Market @ Trinity Centre 11-4 @bristolalternativemarket ONLINE last date for ordering is 17.12 but may close sooner if busy! FOUR BRISTOL DATES NEXT WEEK WHAT I'll have brownies, brookies, festive flavours, loaded pudding tins, mini logs, hot chocolate, candles and loads more. Don't forget everything *FREEZES* so you could be a winning champ and save everyone from boring supermarket pud over the stuffing season. Don't freeze the candles though FYI do the opposite 🕯 LOVE YA Gx #bristolvegan #bristolfood #bristolfoodie #veganbristol #fromeindependentmarket #fromeindependent #fromemarket #altmarket #altbrand #vegangoth #veganchristmas #vegansofldn #veganwitch #veganbusinessuk

1 week ago

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When you're ✨️mentally unstable✨️ but smash out 6 of the best flavours you've ever developed just in time for Christmas 🥹🎁 🎄 First of the folk inspired Festive Flavours and Midwinter taster boxes going out today! Thank you everyone who's ordered so far 🥰 Genuinely think this is one of our best flavour collections yet and hope you agree 🖤 ⚠️ Pre-Christmas dispatch still available but filling up quickly! Order asap and let us know you'd like Christmas delivery in the Shipping Notes box at checkout ✨️ Love ya! Gx #christmasbrownies #midwinter #yuletide #witchychristmas #gothchristmas #vegangoth #altchristmas #altbrand #veganbusinessuk #veganbrand #veganbristol #bristolvegans

1 week ago

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✨️BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL BOX & FESTIVE FLAVOURS NOW ONLINE ✨️ 💫 MIDWINTER FEAST BOX Black Friday Weekend Limited Exclusive 🎁 Taster sizes of all 6 BRAND NEW FESTIVE FLAVOURS, inspired by bringing well-loved Christmas flavours back to their pagan Midwinter feasting roots, including my new fave 'Fireside' (Maple Smoked Seasalt Caramel, Smoky Almonds & Caramelised Pecans 🥹 ) 🪵YULE BROWNIE TRUFFLE LOGS 👹 Super cute KRAMPUS CARD by @emilsdoodles ONLINE THIS WEEK ONLY & DISPATCHING ONCE end of next week Perfect excuse to try all our Festive goodies before sending to your loved ones...or ordering more for yourselves 🥰 🎁 CHRISTMAS SHOP = Festive Brownie Selection! Yule Truffle Logs! Christmas Pudding Brookies! Christmas Brownie Pudding Tins! ONLINE NOW! With or without Krampus Card add-ons! All available until mid December, don't forget to write 'CHRISTMAS DISPATCH' in the Shipping Notes box for us to delay your order, but last post dates fill up fast so order early if you can...! When I'm tired I use too many exclamations! Gem x

3 weeks ago

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✨️ FULLY LOADED BROWNIE PUDDING AKA BROWNIE BRICKS NOW ONLINE ✨️

Our trademark fudgy double choc brownie stuffed with @mydandies Marshmallows, vegan Smarties, @moo_free_chocolates mylk & white buttons with a SEXY homemade @stroopclub Stroopwafel Caramel Core 💦

🫕 Ready for you to heat & scoff with or without 2-5 of your closest pals (Medium = minimum 380g / Large = min 630g. They HEFTY)

🤫 Gluten & Wheat free too without that weird flavour or texture cos we're actual wizards 🪄

Freezable for Christmas but a Festive variation will be online as soon as our soaked fruit has got boozed enough 🥴🥃

Weirdly proud of these ugly little lumps so I hope you love 'em so I can keep makin 'em!

Gx

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✨️ FULLY LOADED BROWNIE PUDDING AKA BROWNIE BRICKS NOW ONLINE ✨️ Our trademark fudgy double choc brownie stuffed with @mydandies Marshmallows, vegan Smarties, @moo_free_chocolates mylk & white buttons with a SEXY homemade @stroopclub Stroopwafel Caramel Core 💦 🫕 Ready for you to heat & scoff with or without 2-5 of your closest pals (Medium = minimum 380g / Large = min 630g. They HEFTY) 🤫 Gluten & Wheat free too without that weird flavour or texture cos we're actual wizards 🪄 Freezable for Christmas but a Festive variation will be online as soon as our soaked fruit has got boozed enough 🥴🥃 Weirdly proud of these ugly little lumps so I hope you love 'em so I can keep makin 'em! Gx

4 weeks ago

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🫕Fat stack of fully loaded brownie fudge pudds packed and ready for new homes at @veganfairs Cirencester tomorrow and FINALLY ONLINE MONDAY ✨️ Can confirm they're delicious both hot or cold but definitely best hot I had to check a couple of times you're welcome it's a tough job Loveya! Gx #ethicalvegan #veganchristmas #cirencesterveganfair #hotfudgesundae veganchocolatecake #veganhrownies #veganbristol #bristolvegans #greenlung

4 weeks ago

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Love an excuse to have good bourbon in the bakery 🥃🍊
🧡 Understated customer fave Spiced Orange Whiskey is back so its officially cold 🧊 Our classic choc orange with added warming spices and Bourbon marmalade - imagine an Old Fashioned in a brownie (my cocktail of choice thanks for asking)
📌 TODAY (11th) at @ardagh_foodandcraft_market 10-3
📌 TOMORROW (12th) at @veganfairs Cirencester 10-3
📌 NEXT WEEK online in all Bakers Choice boxes (check bio for sneaky discount!)

Love ya see ya soon! Gx

#bristolfood #bristolvegans #bristolfoodie #veganfoodie #ethicalvegan #veganbusiness #oldfashioned #winterfeels

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Love an excuse to have good bourbon in the bakery 🥃🍊 🧡 Understated customer fave Spiced Orange Whiskey is back so its officially cold 🧊 Our classic choc orange with added warming spices and Bourbon marmalade - imagine an Old Fashioned in a brownie (my cocktail of choice thanks for asking) 📌 TODAY (11th) at @ardagh_foodandcraft_market 10-3 📌 TOMORROW (12th) at @veganfairs Cirencester 10-3 📌 NEXT WEEK online in all Bakers Choice boxes (check bio for sneaky discount!) Love ya see ya soon! Gx #bristolfood #bristolvegans #bristolfoodie #veganfoodie #ethicalvegan #veganbusiness #oldfashioned #winterfeels

1 month ago

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🎆 NOVEMBER 🎆
bye spooky szn hallo cozy szn ☕️

4th (tomorrow!) BATH VEGAN FESTIVAL @veganevents_uk 10.30-4.30
5th FROME INDEPENDENT aka best day of the month @thefromeindependent
11th ARDAGH MARKET BRISTOL @ardagh_foodandcraft_market
12th CIRENCESTER VEGAN FAIR @veganfairs
19th NEWBURY VEGAN FAIR @veganfairs
25th GREAT YORKSHIRE VEGAN FESTIVAL (Leeds) @veganevents_uk
28th TEMPLE QUAY BRISTOL @templequaymarket

Festive flavours are getting finalised (mmm alliteration) and I've got some extra special HOT PUDD NEWS coming your way soon 🥵♨️

Also this month's gig calendar is looking spicy so if you see me in my natural habitat being a pit goblin plz say hi

LOVE YOU
Gem 🐛x

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🎆 NOVEMBER 🎆 bye spooky szn hallo cozy szn ☕️ 4th (tomorrow!) BATH VEGAN FESTIVAL @veganevents_uk 10.30-4.30 5th FROME INDEPENDENT aka best day of the month @thefromeindependent 11th ARDAGH MARKET BRISTOL @ardagh_foodandcraft_market 12th CIRENCESTER VEGAN FAIR @veganfairs 19th NEWBURY VEGAN FAIR @veganfairs 25th GREAT YORKSHIRE VEGAN FESTIVAL (Leeds) @veganevents_uk 28th TEMPLE QUAY BRISTOL @templequaymarket Festive flavours are getting finalised (mmm alliteration) and I've got some extra special HOT PUDD NEWS coming your way soon 🥵♨️ Also this month's gig calendar is looking spicy so if you see me in my natural habitat being a pit goblin plz say hi LOVE YOU Gem 🐛x

1 month ago

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🦇 SPOOKY KIDS OF EXETER ASSEMBLE!
Can't believe we've never traded in Exeter before? Not sure why, bit weird tbh, but excited to be heading there today as part of @bristolalternativemarket at Exeter Corn Exchange (10-4 Free entry & accessible) 🖤
✨️Expect loads of seasonal brownies, brookies, hot choc and merch and me spending more money than I make because the other stalls look so gooooooood 🫠

Also I'll now be at @templequaymarket on Tuesday 31st for last minute Halloween treats 🎃

Love ya! Gx

#Exeter #exetervegans #veganexeter #gothaesthetic #gothmarket #alternative #halloweenbaking #alternativemarket #alternativefashion #vegangoth

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🦇 SPOOKY KIDS OF EXETER ASSEMBLE! Can't believe we've never traded in Exeter before? Not sure why, bit weird tbh, but excited to be heading there today as part of @bristolalternativemarket at Exeter Corn Exchange (10-4 Free entry & accessible) 🖤 ✨️Expect loads of seasonal brownies, brookies, hot choc and merch and me spending more money than I make because the other stalls look so gooooooood 🫠 Also I'll now be at @templequaymarket on Tuesday 31st for last minute Halloween treats 🎃 Love ya! Gx #Exeter #exetervegans #veganexeter #gothaesthetic #gothmarket #alternative #halloweenbaking #alternativemarket #alternativefashion #vegangoth

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