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💥TEAM DM JUST DOUBLED💥⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Say hi t

💥TEAM DM JUST DOUBLED💥⁣⁣
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Say hi to Emily! One of my all time bezzers + best ones and, now, the fella whos going to kick my butt into shape with all things admin and organisation 😅 ⁣
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Em and I met 10 years ago in London when I'd somehow blagged a manager job at a fancy deli, and I was her boss...for all of about 2 months 😂😬 Pretty lucky really because she knows what she's letting herself in for! ⁣
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Em is one of the warmest, kindest and chillest (not a word) human beans you could ever hope to meet; she is the 😌 to my 🤪 and I'm so excited test the boundaries of our friendship by being exactly the kind of crap boss she met a decade ago 🥳⁣
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📸 Tried to find some pictures to embarrass her but turns out it's only me that looks like a knob in photos 🤡

🔥 Back on our Brownie BS!🔥 (boy am I glad I

🔥 Back on our Brownie BS!🔥 (boy am I glad I wasn't baking last week if last night was anything to go by 🥵)⁣⁣
👉 TODAY: @templequaymarket 12-2pm Temple Back (by Spoons 🥄)⁣⁣

👉 FRIDAY AM: 11.30-2pm Finzels Reach Market (by Bocabar)⁣⁣

👉 FRIDAY PM: Frome Night Market 🌃 outside Cheese & Grain (where the Flea Market is usually!) ⁣@thefromeindependent

👉 NEXT WKND: Dorchester Vegan Mega Market 🌞⁣ @dorchesterveganmarket

I CANNOT BLOODY WAIT 🥺⁣

Hi team, crap weekend news I'm afraid 😖 stress/

Hi team, crap weekend news I'm afraid 😖 stress/heat/bug/combo has done me dirty the last few days so have admitted defeat and cancelled our pitch at Stroud Vegan Fair, and EAT:Wells is no longer going ahead. Can't work with food if doing sicks, whatever the reason. Swear down, being a one-(wo)man-band is the absolute pits. I'm never ill and feel ok, so hoping this is just a blip so I can get back to orders and prep for @templequaymarket Finzels Reach @sophiebevents and @thefromeindependent Night Market next week, and @dorchesterveganmarket the following weekend. Sorry Stroud, gutted not to be there. Love u!
(This was the only suitable photo in my recent pic for this post 😩)

💥 Roll on Saturday, I'm ready for ya! Can't bel

💥 Roll on Saturday, I'm ready for ya! Can't believe this was almost a year ago! ⁣
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🥴 Throwback to last #BathVeganFestival where we were so hectic a customer bought me a beer to 'keep me going'🍻 ⁣
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📍Back at Odd Down Sportsground again, so lots of room and fresh air too 🖤 10.30 - 4.30 but traders are likely to sell out early so don't snooze 😅

Ayo! Back in action! After almost a whole MONTH of

Ayo! Back in action! After almost a whole MONTH off markets we'll be back in Amazingstoke TOMORROW for Basingstoke Vegan Market @sparkleveganevents - followed by Bath Vegan Festival next SATURDAY 10th and @eatfestivals Mini Eat @ Street, Somerset on Sunday 11th 🎉 Can't wait to see ya!

⏩ Finally got to catch up with some of my best people, friends and family in the last month, dunked in the sea a bunch and even squeezed in a bloody festival (🤯) Swipe to see one of my fave moments from @downloadfest Pilot - @darthanxious_ watching @trashboatuk 😂 plus some mid-Wales coastline for good measure 🌊

Chunky chap for @lhgrunclub birthday/leaving do pi

Chunky chap for @lhgrunclub birthday/leaving do pizza party earlier this week 🍊😍

We've got a month off markets (what?!) After 6 weeks of back to back events I'm giving my gazebo (and spine 👵) a wee break to see friends and fam, and do some fun shit. Remember 'fun'?? CANNOT WAIT 🎉

💌 Still bashing out online orders and restocking wholesale each week so you can still get your mitts on goodies, but just without having to endure my waffle on the stall 😌

And still planning new stuff for later this year, so don't think I'm slacking! 😘

LOVE YOU! Yes, you 🖤 Gem x

👋HALLO👋⁣ ⁣ We've had a flurry of new fol

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We've had a flurry of new followers and emails/DMs starting with 'Hey Team/Guys', so thought I'd pop up and say Hiya, it's just me, Gemma! 🤓 (although I use 'we' when talking about the business to be profesh...confusing innit) ⁣
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Here's me sneaking a loo pic in my @hellonshirts Young Ones tee in the pub they used as the Kebab and Calculator in episode 'Boring'. No idea it was round the corner from me and was all filmed in Bristol, 10 year old me was very excited! ⁣
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🥴 FUN FACT: My cool childhood best friend and I wrote a full Young Ones sketch with me playing Neil and her playing Viv, including a scene with me trying to cook a meal out of toilet paper and then being repeatedly hit by a frying pan. We performed it at our Scouts and Year 6 talent shows and nobody except the grown ups had a f-ing clue what was happening.
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👉TELL ME WEIRD STUFF YOU DID AS A KID PLEZ👈 I love hearing embarrassing stories 😂 ⁣
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🤫 Soon there may be other humans joining Dark Matters so we actually WILL be a team (so scary/exciting/overwhelming!) but until then it's still just this geez flying solo, so that's why takes me ages to reply to emails and messages (soz 😅) ⁣
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😘 Love ya! Gem x⁣

🥨🥨🥨⁣ ⁣ Caramel Pretzel Brownies looki

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Caramel Pretzel Brownies looking fit for tomorrow's @eatfestivals Burnham-on-Sea and Chepstow Market on Sunday 😍⁣
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MINI UPDATE: Web orders now on pause until 7th June, but you can still place orders for delivery after this date if you like planning ahead 🤓 Wholesale customers will all be topped up from next week onwards 🎉 Thanks for your patience folks, yer blimmin' great 🖤 ⁣
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P.S. Have you entered our flash giveaway yet? Check one post back, you've got til 10.30 this morning 👀

Love ya! Gx

**CLOSED & WINNERS CONTACTED 😍**⁣ Oops! Dupli

**CLOSED & WINNERS CONTACTED 😍**⁣
Oops! Duplicated an order innit. So I wanna give it to you!⁣
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PRIZE 1: 6x Bakers Choice Brownies, happens to be all GF/WF too! Includes all the usual faves and bestsellers 🖤⁣
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PRIZE 2: Ballzzzz! 5x Raspberry Balls, 5x Salty Cazza Balls, plus stickers and a tote ⁣
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ENTER: FOLLOW us> LIKE this post > TAG a friend > SHARE in Stories if you want an extra entry ⁣
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ENDS: Tomorrow 10.30am, dispatch tomorrow via Royal Mail Tracked for delivery Saturday 🖤⁣
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GO GO GO!💨⁣
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💦 Your weekly dose of unfiltered Friday filth 😘 OG Salty Dog showing you why they're the original and the best

Happy Friday babs! Gx

☔ Happy Saturday!☔ Should be battling the elem

☔ Happy Saturday!☔ Should be battling the elements in Taunton right now but having a cuppa in bed instead. Sad not to be seeing you lot but...its not a bad compromise! ☕ ⁣
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🍺 QUICK NOTE on behalf of our hospitality fam; if you've made a booking and plans change or the weather has put you off PLEASE. LET. THEM. KNOW. No-shows are threatening to kill off the businesses who have struggled enough in the last 18 ⁣
months. Please do the sound thing and tell them so they can refill your spot. Or EVEN BETTER, get your wet weather gear on, a hot water bottle up your jumper and go anyway! I can recommend @carnyvalley for amazing pub friendly rain cloaks 😉 Oh and plz come see us at #leicesterveganfestival tomorrow and bring a brolly. Love ya! Gx

Eagerly awaiting our @mydandies order so I can ban

Eagerly awaiting our @mydandies order so I can bang out more S'mores Brookies for markets and orders this week 🍪😋 We'll be in Bristol lunchtime Thursday and Friday and Leicester on Sunday 🎉 Sadly Taunton has now been cancelled due to gails (RUDE, GAIL, RUDE) but we'll be back for @eatfestivals Clevedon next Saturday - hope to see you soon! Gx

🎉 I T S F R I D A Y🎉 ⁣ ⁣ & we've got TWO

🎉 I T S F R I D A Y🎉 ⁣
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& we've got TWO events this weekend, IMAGINE THAT. Almost like normal times! 🤯
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🛰 SAT: @eatfestivals EAT:Lyme Regis 10-4⁣
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☀️ SUN: back @ Chepstow Market with @green_top_events 11-3

Excited for sunshine, food and you lot! 🖤 Gx

🎉 Well yesterday was just bang on 😌 Huge tha

🎉 Well yesterday was just bang on 😌 Huge thank you to all you sexy customers who came down to Bowlers Manchester in the sunshine and made the day such a bloody joy! ⁣
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It's a huge buzz getting back out and seeing people enjoy what we do IN PERSON 🥰 and to have a big fat catch up with stallholder pals, and meet some wonderful ones (👋 @dirtyfreshcosmetics @whitebeancoffeeco @houseofhabesha_official @jessicasvegandelights_ )⁣

⏭ Swipe to see our events for May, already can't wait to get back out even though I'm knackered after Day 1 🥴😂⁣
🎪I knew I'd missed this side of the business after having to be almost 100% online for the last 4 months, but yesterday really brought it home. I love doing events!⁣
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💕 Also thanks always to the unstoppable selling (and bants) machine @darthanxious_ without whom I would definitely have had a 9am stress meltdown. LOVE YOU. I'll come downstairs and make us both a cuppa soon ☕

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No filter req'dfor our Raspberry beaut in the morning sunshine 😍⁣
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Don't know about you but the sun this week has put a huge spring in my step 🌞 ⁣
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⏰ Busy start whizzing off the last of orders and wholesale before cracking on to bake for #ManchesterVeganMarket on Saturday - can't bloody wait! 🎉 ⁣ If you want to CLICK & COLLECT for Sat, you can reserve your box via DM, just drop me a message 📩
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😌 Note: Early next week I'm grabbing a couple of days down-time to have a wee break....hopefully anyway, I know what I'm like and chances are I'll end up doing work anyway, but the intention is there 😂
LOVE YA, Gx

🎉🎉🎉⁣ Less than 6 full days til I'm back

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Less than 6 full days til I'm back doing my favourite thing; slinging b's at your faces in person 😍⁣
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Cannot WAIT to head to Manchester on Saturday for @veganevents_uk now OUTSIDE at Bowlers Exhib. Centre - time to dust off the little gothzebo!🎪⁣
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✴ JSYK we've updated our events page until the end of May, when we'll be at an event at least once a week for the full 5 weekends (yay/argh!) Website is in our bio. ⁣
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📍Where you at? Are we headed to a town near you soon?? 🤞 I'm so anxious to get back out but also a little terrified 🥴😂 It'll be fiiiine! See you soon! Gx

🍫OG Cacao Classic🍫 ⁣ ⁣ Fudgy double dark

🍫OG Cacao Classic🍫 ⁣
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Fudgy double dark chocolate brownie with a smidge of coffee and vanilla extract, topped with crunchy, bitter cacao nibs. ⁣
This guy is the one I point too when we get a dark chocolate purist on the stall, or my go-to for a proper chocolate fix with black coffee ☕ @naomijane_brandandcontent did an amazing job with our goodies late last year but I keep forgetting to share the photos because I'm a spanner 🔧

ITS ALMOST THE WEEKEND AGAIN! 🎉 Last weekend 'off' before I start events again, bittersweet but exciting! Anyone else back to 'normal' next week??

Sometimes you just need a customer to say 'My son

Sometimes you just need a customer to say 'My son likes simple stuff. Lots of different chocolate and, I don't know, do you have vegan fudge?' Yes. Yes we do. Milk & Dark Choc Fudge Chip Brownies it is. To be honest, they're great. Fudgy, chocolatey and great. We'll have a bunch at Newport, alongside @mrnicepiebaker on Sunday too 🍫 Cos you need more chocolate at Easter innit 🐣

📢 Sunday Service Announcement!📢 ⁣ ⁣ 📩

📢 Sunday Service Announcement!📢 ⁣
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📩 We've had a flood of orders in over the weekend so capacity for dispatch this coming week is filling up! We haven't got any specifically 'Easter' products this year because the thought of shoving vegan mini eggs into brownie batter made me sad, but if you wanted some goodies for your Good Friday best get your orders in pronto!🐣 ⁣
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🎪 NEWPORT! @mrnicepiebaker and I will be double-teaming Belle Vue Tearooms with vegan yums next SUNDAY for the food market! REAL LIFE CUSTOMERS YAY! Also our Events page has been updated til the end of May 🎉 obviously everything is subject to change but we knew that by now didn't we? Can't wait to feed ya! ⁣
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Gx 🖤

🧠💕 It's #NeurodiversityCelebrationWeek AND #

🧠💕 It's #NeurodiversityCelebrationWeek AND #MarchMeetTheMaker so thought I'd use the opportunity to combine the two!⁣⁣⁣⁣
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❓The term “neurodiversity” is used to describe the estimated 1 in 7 people (15%) in the UK who have one or more of the following: Dyslexia - Dyscalculia - ADHD - Autism - Tourette’s Syndrome - Dyspraxia - Dysgraphia⁣⁣⁣⁣
✊It's thought to have been coined by autism activist Judy Singer back in the '90s in a bid to move away from the ’medical’ view and the idea these are things to be “cured”.⁣⁣⁣⁣
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🌈 Neurodiversity (and for me specifically, ADHD) can be viewed as a difference in cognition, not a disorder. ADHD isn't a childhood thing that you grow out of, it's something you're born with (thought to be hereditary, hi Dad) and continues throughout life. It's not just 'naughty boy syndrome', it's common across all genders, although can display differently.⁣⁣⁣⁣
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🥳 I am 'me' because of ADHD, not in spite of it. The more I learn about it the easier I find to accept the way I am. I'm proud of who I am and how I'm wired. The impulsivity, curiosity and creativity means I can come up with 50 new ideas on the spot, while the ability to hyperfocus means I can crush deadlines and work intensely under pressure. It's in no way a breeze but it's better now I have the language for it, rather than just thinking I'm failing at being a grown up.⁣⁣⁣⁣
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[CHECK OUT SOME COOL FACTS IN THE COMMENTS, YO]⁣⁣⁣
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👾 Hope this has been interesting to some people! Any questions feel free to comment or DM, I don't know much but I do know where a lot of great resources are! I encourage everyone to look through posts on the hashtag and use it as an opportunity to read up on experiences of neurodiversity and why it makes the world a more interesting place!⁣⁣⁣⁣
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Love ya, Gem 💎

P.s. I hope everyone is as confused at me wearing a white tshirt and no eyeliner in this photo as I am. WHO IS SHE

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