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Bakers Choice [Brownie Selection Box]
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£15.50 – £25.50
LOVE BOX £17.50
Salty Dog [Salted Caramel Swirl] £15.00 – £25.00
Salted Caramel Truffle Ball £6.00 – £10.00
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🖤REOPEN MARCH 2021
💥Banging Brownies since 2013
🌱100% Vegan 4 lyf 🌱
🚫Zero Plastic & Palm Oil 🌴
🖤15% INSTA CODE: IG15

👾👾👾⁣ ⁣ Fig & Vanilla. Understated fav

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Fig & Vanilla. Understated fave. Fruit in brownies y/y?⁣
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🤸‍♀️ Having a wee hiatus til the start of March for some rest, planning and boring/necessary building shiz in the bakery and at home. You can still place orders (don't forget your cheeky code that can be found in our bio 😏) but on 'backorder' so will be processed when I'm back. Still on the DMs and email so just ping me with any Qs! 💌 I'm also going to bother my bubble @darthanxious_ for a bit so expect cute cat vids and me crushing her at various board games.⁣
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🎉 LOVE YA! Gx ⁣

💟💟💟⁣ ⁣ My view for the last few days

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My view for the last few days 👀⁣
Almost done with our busiest online Valentines week ever, following on from our busiest January online ever?! To say I'm exhausted is an understatement, but very happy that all orders are now dispatched, bar a couple of Bristol addresses which I'm delivering myself tomorrow 🚚 If you don't receive Royal Mail tracking email by tonight drop me an email (with your postcode!) as some peoples spam filters are munching them up. ⁣
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The webshop is still open for dispatch Tuesday, after which I'll be taking a little break for some R&R (and DIY 😒).⁣
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Love you guys, thanks for keeping me busy and covered in chocolate all day every day! 💌 Gem x

🖤🖤🖤 Look who's back in the house! Salte

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Look who's back in the house! Salted Caramel Stack Hearts from last year, 'member? and they're already almost sold out for delivery by the 14th! I'll be closing orders on Monday morning (possibly earlier if theres a flurry) so we can be sure everything will be dispatched in time. Still a couple of 💕 Love Boxes💕 available so you could buy both and have yourself a bumper box of mid Feb treats! (Why am I so allergic to the words 'Valentines Day'??) Love ya! Gx

Raspberry Brownie Truffle Balls. They are fit. I a

Raspberry Brownie Truffle Balls. They are fit. I ate 4. V. important quality control. Available in our 💕L O V E B O X💕 to be dispatched next week just in time for the 14th. Only a handful left! 😘

🍒Ello sexy🍒⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ New February flavou

🍒Ello sexy🍒⁣⁣
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New February flavour. ⁣⁣
🍒Sour Cherry & Macadamia.⁣⁣
Just one of the treats included in this years 💕L o v e B o x💕 ⁣⁣
Pre-sale starts 6pm Thursday ⏰
More info soon, lovers! 🖤

🔲S Q U A R E S🔲⁣ ⁣ So satisfying seeing

🖤S Q U I D G E🖤⁣ ⁣ Have you placed an or

🖤S Q U I D G E🖤⁣
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Have you placed an order with our VEGANG 20% discount? Brookies and Bakers Choice mixed boxes have been flying out this last week, daily dispatch numbers are the same as December at the mo 😂🎁 and so many of you sending cheer-up gifts to friends and family, writing your personal notes honestly brings me joy 🥰
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Thanks again for the love and support, you're keeping me distracted when my Time Hops remind me I'm usually on holiday in Jan 🙃💕 ⁣
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Hope you're all keeping safe and happy,⁣
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MASSIVE LOVE YOU BUNCH OF LEGENDS
Gx

💫THANK YOU💫⁣ ⁣ I'm blown away by the num

💫THANK YOU💫⁣
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I'm blown away by the number of orders we've had since releasing our Veganuary VEGANG discount - has been busier than the lead up to Christmas! 🤯 I'm sure things will level out but honestly I'm so grateful for the boost this has given my little business at the start of another tough few months 💕⁣
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ICYMI you can nab a whole 20% off our entire website with code VEGANG until January 31st. The huge number of orders we received in the first 48hrs means I'm working on a 5-7 day dispatch time (I reckon this'll be quicker, just being overly cautious and sourcing certain ingredients is getting rough again!)⁣
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LOVE YA! 💞 Gem x

🌿VEGANUARY FLASH DISCOUNT🌿⁣ ⁣ Accurate p

🌿VEGANUARY FLASH DISCOUNT🌿⁣
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Accurate photo of me RN hiding from the January blues 👀⁣
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Just wrote a fat long caption about our year, past Januarys and it being our 4th (my 6th) Veganniversary etc etc, then IG crashed so sod it, Happy New Year, heres 20% off 💥⁣
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❇Code: VEGANG ⁣
👉Shop link in bio
✴Valid til January 31st ⁣
🌠Fill ya boots, we all need a bit of a pick me up to get us through this month I think! 🖤 Gx

5% phone battery, 1.5 bottles of fizz, home haircu

5% phone battery, 1.5 bottles of fizz, home haircut (sorry @eddie.hair ), and Aldi shop-bought squishmallow family, is this Christmas? Who knows. But it's definitely been today, and today has been just fine. I hope your today's have been 'just fine' also. I love you lot. I've been googling 'wassailing' so might just force everyone into that next year. TO HEALTH! 🖤

Brookiescape heading to Leeds this morning! Not su

Brookiescape heading to Leeds this morning! Not sure when our next event will be so I'm going to enjoy every freezing, stressful minute of today 😎 @veganevents_uk #greatyorkshireveganmarket

💥SOLD OUT💥 After a flurry of Saturday arvo s

💥SOLD OUT💥 After a flurry of Saturday arvo sales we've reached capacity for what I can bake and ship in one week, so officially sold out for Christmas! My maths is terrible so may have a couple of unexpected extra boxes if you keep an eye on our stories, and the Jingle Balls, totes and vouchers are staying up for the time being, but I won't be taking any more brownie orders until after 28th December. Let the baking and boxing mayhem begin! 🎁

🥳ACTUAL REAL LIFE MARKET WITH SOCIALLY DISTANCE

🥳ACTUAL REAL LIFE MARKET WITH SOCIALLY DISTANCED BUT IN PERSON HUMAN BEINGS🥳
I'm so excited! I expected it to be cancelled along with everything else this year but on SUNDAY my bubble (@darthanxious_ ) and I are heading back to Leeds Kirkgate for the Great Yorkshire Vegan Market with @veganevents_uk - this was so much fun in August and I'm stoked to get to see customers face to face again, I've missed it so much 😭💕

🌠UNWRAP JOY🌠 I am OVER. THE. MOON. with our

🌠UNWRAP JOY🌠

I am OVER. THE. MOON. with our new tissue paper! It should have been here months ago in time for Halloween but the universe had other plans, but I can't be mad when it's so beautiful! My fave is the moth* but it changes every day 🙃 WHATS YR FAVE? 🍄

LAST ORDER DATES: Our last posting week will be from 15th-21st December and its filling up SUPER FAST. If you've been holding off placing your order, get a wriggle on! The website will be kept open but orders placed after 15th December may not be guaranteed for delivery before Christmas as we need to prioritise our pre-order customers 🖤 Heads up: brownies will need to be refrigerated or frozen if they're for 'The Big Day' itself, which is lucky cos then you can have them hot or eat them frozen like a choc ice 🤭

Whizz me an email or DM if you have any queries, but please be patient, I will get back to you I'm just flying solo and up to my eyeballs in brownies and boxes!

LOVE YA, UR THE BEST, Gem x

* I've just finished reading Silence of the Lambs so it has taken on a darker tone...

🎅JINGLE BALLS🎅⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ You asked for it

🎅JINGLE BALLS🎅⁣⁣
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You asked for it 🎄 Festive ball selection now on the website! A trio of our rich chocolate brownie Truffle balls, choose from 6 or 12 😍⁣
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Flavz are:⁣
Mint Choc Chip (silver)⁣
OG Salted Caramel (gold)⁣
Christmas Pudd (red)⁣
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I shouldn't have faves but that puddy ball is something else 🤭⁣⁣
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Shop link in our bio, apologies in advance for all the ball puns 🌚⁣⁣
Gx

💥𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝗪𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐃

💥𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝗪𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄💥
𝘉𝘍𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 at checkout, loves! Little different this year: 15% discount for you guys, 5% donation to two fantastic animal sanctuaries @dean_farm_trust and @coppershellfarm 💕

I'll say my usual guff about Black Fri. There's always a lot of back-and-forth, including boycotts and some biz shaming. While I agree with the broadly anti-consimerist message I disagree with thinking less of businesses who do choose to take part. I handmake every single item to order, which means we don't have a stockpile of 'stuff' ready to be discounted, we really don't make much money once you take off the discount, PayPal fees, ingredients, time etc. HOWEVER! We have been participating since we opened the website (5 yrs this month, HBD webshop!) and understand that it's a great time for our lush loyal customers to grab a bargain during a very hard time at a very expensive time of year, AND to encourage people who have wanted to buy our goodies for ages but haven't been able to, for whatever reason, at the full price. I'll be buying from small businesses during this period, and as much as I'd bloody love to pay full price for everything, times is tough and a little discount goes a long way.

We live in a capitalist society, love it or loath it, and I do believe in literally putting your money where your mouth is and spending money where it matters. With small businesses. On sustainable items. With local makers. It takes a bit more planning than scrolling through Amazon but it's super worth it. You'll have better quality 'stuff' and you could literally make the difference between a small business making it to 2021 or not (HINT check @bristol.market for some ideas!)

Just because I'm participating with Black Friday doesn't align me with Jeff fking Bezos, it aligns me with the other small businesses who are using it to kick start the final pre-Christmas push before we close our diaries and wonder what the heck 2021 has in store.

Spend money wisely, we'll all love ya for it!
Gem x

🎁⁣FLASH GIVEAWAY🎁 ⁣ It's freezing and I'

🎁⁣FLASH GIVEAWAY🎁
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It's freezing and I'm feeling festive!⁣
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UP 4 GRABZ:
1) Christmas No.1 Special Edition Mixed Box - worth £22.50 - 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘖𝘙 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘴⁣
2) £20 Website Spend! 𝘜𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘳 𝘏𝘰𝘵 𝘊𝘩𝘰𝘤, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴!⁣
3) 5x Chocolate Salty Ballz, Tote Bag & Stickerzzz⁣
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Competition running both on Instagram (@eatdarkmatters) AND on Facebook (/eatdarkmatters) - that's 6 chances to win! All options are giftable if you're feeling generous or want to use it as a free Christmas prezzie (I won't tell)⁣
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ENTRY: Nice & simple:⁣
🎄Make sure you're following us (we'll check 😘)⁣⁣⁣
🎄Like this post⁣⁣⁣
🎄Tag a friend or two in the comments (each comment is another entry)⁣
🎄 Bonus entry: Share, repost or mention in your stories 🖤⁣
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Last giveaway of 2020! Winners will be drawn at random on 2nd December and contacted directly. ⁣
Good luck you lot! Gx ⁣
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* UK residents only ⁣⁣⁣
* This competition is in no way enforced, funded or sponsored by Instagram, Facebook or any other corporate overlord.👽

💥In case ya missed it! 💥 Our web shop has be

🎄👀🎄 FESTIVE BROOKIE INCOMING Boozy Doub

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FESTIVE BROOKIE INCOMING

Boozy Double Choc Christmas Pudding Brownie. Gooey Gingerbread Cookie Dough Base.

Maximum Christmas in your cake hole.

These plus other limited release Festive goodies online later this week, including Christmas pre-order options 🌠

Singlehandedly mixed, rolled, tempered and dipped

Singlehandedly mixed, rolled, tempered and dipped almost 500 of these suckers in the last 4 days and, while I'm glad to see the back of them for a while, I'm not-so-secretly planning a limited release ball shaped treat for the festive season. What could it be?!

These spherical studs have been such a hit since they launched during lockdown and the order comments never fail to make me crack up ('my husband can't stop talking about your balls' a personal fave). Our Halloween Boxes had a Truffle Ball Roulette trio in as standard, but loads of you added an extra 10 on top, and in one case, an extra 30 😂😳 (Thank you for all the Halloween box tags, I love seeing them arrive with you!🎃)

I'm stoked that what started as a joke product to satisfy my idiot South Park humour has gone down so well, even if it's just for the ball puns 🖤

Love ya, thanks for keeping me busy, and, as always, TAG A MATE WHO LOVES BALLS ⤵️

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*PLEASE NOTE* 15.02 We are taking a short but much needed break for a few weeks to rest and plan more exciting stuff for you this year 🎉 Backorders are open and will be processed when we return, please email us with any questions, Gem x Dismiss