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Dark Matters® Vegan Brownies 🌱

@eatdarkmatters

🖤 Black Metal Brownie Baker🕯 💥 Est.2013 🌱🏳️‍🌈 vegan audhd emo owned 📍 Bristol 🍫 Fairtrade 70% Choc 🚫 No Plastic/Palm Oil 💚 10% off w/c

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Posting this as a reel cos I've given up overthinking the 'right' way to do social media and am now practising algorithmic anarchy where I do whatever I want to try to reach our nice lovely customers whilst also still playing directly into the hands of our Metastatic Internet Overlords 💋 xxx Happy HallowBoxing Day - hope your treat bag is full and hangover is non-existent DETAILS: SAT 01.11 @arnosvalecemetery @thehauntscuriosityshoppe SUN 02.11 @thefromeindependent WEEKEND 07/08.11 @damnationfestival #fromeindependentmarket #fromeindependent #arnosvale #gothmarket #gothaesthetic #damnationfestival #damnation

1 week ago

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🎃 HALLOWEEN HORROR more like Halloween HEAVEN amirite palsWhat a bloody amazing day Of course I didn't get any proper pictures so here's a weird selection from my camera roll ft MARKET CAT + @byphilli, G̃̐I͂ͤ̍ͯ̎N̉̉͑̈́̓̇G͛̓ͯ̿̾E͒ͥ͐ͩ̌̀Ř̓̍́ͫ͊Bͪ̃ͨR͋͂ͬ̏̐Ē͋͑͒ͣ̒A̿̈́ͨ͗̄̚D͌ͩ̅̑̇̿, obligatory dive bar toilet slay and a terrifying postboxThank you to @hellonearthevents @eternalhorrorart & @fuelcardiff for pulling off another astounding event. You've done yourselves and the spooky creative goth weirdo community proud 🥹😍 I could see the queue from my stall and it was solid from an hour before opening until an hour before close 😅 Thank you everyone for their patience getting in, getting round the rammed 1-way system and dealing with signal problems 🫠 I had some lovely chats with so many gorgeous new people while waiting for card payments to go through so it's not all bad if not A LITTLE STRESSFUL 🙂🙃Being surrounded by such amazing talented traders makes me so happy to be part of such a cool greebo community so thanks also to them 💜 (tagged at the bottom so you can see why the queue outside was so big, WHAT A LIST)PIC 4 >> Mmm… corn syrup. Sneak peek at the print for our WOODSBORO BAKEHOUSE Halloween box that starts production today! As soon as I had the concept I knew I had to have Hannah's Billy Loomis print in there, they look so fucking good dude.Last few boxes on the website, posting Tues & WedsAAAAAAAND...THURSDAYNo rest for the wicked in spooky sznNEXT EVENT: Moonit Market at @themountwithout_events with @thehauntscuriosityshoppe @rentum.tormentum lets goooooo halloweek👻 👻 👻 🔥 HELL ON EARTH TRADERS > Save this post so you can get your goth friends things they actually want for Christmas: @theblackenedteeth @godmachine @official.radioactive.unicorn @rinkydinkartist @thecraftyburreato @thevulturescousin @deadlyclaudia @catlilithdraws @clapperboardcandles @eternalhorrorart @byphilli @chaind.jewellery @dreadful_pigeon @runic_designs @mistressmorbida @creadur_hapus @boowithattitude Dylfu Diawl & @eatdarkmatters :)

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🎃 HALLOWEEN HORROR more like Halloween HEAVEN amirite pals What a bloody amazing day Of course I didn't get any proper pictures so here's a weird selection from my camera roll ft MARKET CAT + @byphilli, G̃̐I͂ͤ̍ͯ̎N̉̉͑̈́̓̇G͛̓ͯ̿̾E͒ͥ͐ͩ̌̀Ř̓̍́ͫ͊Bͪ̃ͨR͋͂ͬ̏̐Ē͋͑͒ͣ̒A̿̈́ͨ͗̄̚D͌ͩ̅̑̇̿, obligatory dive bar toilet slay and a terrifying postbox Thank you to @hellonearthevents @eternalhorrorart & @fuelcardiff for pulling off another astounding event. You've done yourselves and the spooky creative goth weirdo community proud 🥹😍 I could see the queue from my stall and it was solid from an hour before opening until an hour before close 😅 Thank you everyone for their patience getting in, getting round the rammed 1-way system and dealing with signal problems 🫠 I had some lovely chats with so many gorgeous new people while waiting for card payments to go through so it's not all bad if not A LITTLE STRESSFUL 🙂🙃 Being surrounded by such amazing talented traders makes me so happy to be part of such a cool greebo community so thanks also to them 💜 (tagged at the bottom so you can see why the queue outside was so big, WHAT A LIST) PIC 4 >> Mmm… corn syrup. Sneak peek at the print for our WOODSBORO BAKEHOUSE Halloween box that starts production today! As soon as I had the concept I knew I had to have Hannah's Billy Loomis print in there, they look so fucking good dude. Last few boxes on the website, posting Tues & Weds AAAAAAAND... THURSDAY No rest for the wicked in spooky szn NEXT EVENT: Moonit Market at @themountwithout_events with @thehauntscuriosityshoppe @rentum.tormentum lets goooooo halloweek 👻 👻 👻 🔥 HELL ON EARTH TRADERS > Save this post so you can get your goth friends things they actually want for Christmas: @theblackenedteeth @godmachine @official.radioactive.unicorn @rinkydinkartist @thecraftyburreato @thevulturescousin @deadlyclaudia @catlilithdraws @clapperboardcandles @eternalhorrorart @byphilli @chaind.jewellery @dreadful_pigeon @runic_designs @mistressmorbida @creadur_hapus @boowithattitude Dylfu Diawl & @eatdarkmatters :)

2 weeks ago

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🎃 HALLOWEEK PLANS 🎃 ¤ SAT 25.10 CARDIFF 'HALLOWEEN HORROR' AT @fuelcardiff WITH @hellonearthevents ¤ TUES 28.10 LAST ORDERS 4 'WOODSBORO BAKEHOUSE - 90's Slasher Special Edition' ft @cult_cookie 🔪 (Also Tues NIGHT it's @magickinnit at @thebristolfringe with THE Professor Ronald Hutton!)¤ THU 30.10 BRISTOL 'MOONIT MARKET' (book launch, exhibition & curios market) AT @themountwithout_events WITH @rentum.tormentum ¤ SAT 01.11 BRISTOL 'ALL SOULS MARKET' AT @arnosvalecemetery WITH @thehauntscuriosityshoppe ¤ SUN 02.11 FROME INDEPENDENT MARKET @thefromeindependent WEBSITE FULLY STOCKED WITH ALL 3 HOT CHOCCIES, PUMPKIN SPICE GOODIES AND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EDITION BOXES BUT CUT OFF FOR DELIVERY NEXT WEEK IS TUESDAY ✨️ LUV YA! 👻

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🎃 HALLOWEEK PLANS 🎃 ¤ SAT 25.10 CARDIFF 'HALLOWEEN HORROR' AT @fuelcardiff WITH @hellonearthevents ¤ TUES 28.10 LAST ORDERS 4 'WOODSBORO BAKEHOUSE - 90's Slasher Special Edition' ft @cult_cookie 🔪 (Also Tues NIGHT it's @magickinnit at @thebristolfringe with THE Professor Ronald Hutton!) ¤ THU 30.10 BRISTOL 'MOONIT MARKET' (book launch, exhibition & curios market) AT @themountwithout_events WITH @rentum.tormentum ¤ SAT 01.11 BRISTOL 'ALL SOULS MARKET' AT @arnosvalecemetery WITH @thehauntscuriosityshoppe ¤ SUN 02.11 FROME INDEPENDENT MARKET @thefromeindependent WEBSITE FULLY STOCKED WITH ALL 3 HOT CHOCCIES, PUMPKIN SPICE GOODIES AND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EDITION BOXES BUT CUT OFF FOR DELIVERY NEXT WEEK IS TUESDAY ✨️ LUV YA! 👻

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Shout out to the real ones at Coco's Chocolate Boutique for trusting me with their cake counter when my only experience was 3am insomnia baking in student digs 🤪 Also @brighteyesofficial for that real Y2K nostalgia kicking you right in the feels. Core memories of watching them at @wedgewoodrooms and then being hit by a Macca's strawberry milkshake launched from a moving car whilst walking to my flat above @thehonestpoli AHHHH THE PASTTTTT 😩 EDIT: insta decided to remove the music right after posting so imagine it here 🤡 @portsmouthuni I'm tagging you too even though I've never used my degree soz luv u x #ukbusiness #smallbusiness #veganbusiness #y2k #bakerybusiness #adhdbusinessowner #adhdentrepreneur #adhdwomen #Southsea #strongisland

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"There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie"🔪 🔪 🔪 Welcome to WOODSBORO BAKEHOUSE, where the brownies are killer...That was cringe sozOnline now til sell out! 👻🩸P.s. 1) It won't ALL be Scream themed but...it is the best 2) this font is horrible that's the point but RIP your corneas 2) sorry if this is triggering to @ftlohorror folks devvoed by the Scream reschedules, buy some cake instead <3 4) No I won't be jumping on the AI Slasher picture trend and neither should you, just grab a mate who has a mask and have a lil fun together xxx#horrorcommunity#Scream #screamqueens #horrormovies #horrorfan #90saesthetic #90snostalgia #Slasher #horrorgeek #ghostface #veganhalloween #halloween2025 #vegangoth #horrorgeek #stumacherismyhusband

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"There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie" 🔪 🔪 🔪 Welcome to WOODSBORO BAKEHOUSE, where the brownies are killer... That was cringe soz Online now til sell out! 👻🩸 P.s. 1) It won't ALL be Scream themed but...it is the best 2) this font is horrible that's the point but RIP your corneas 2) sorry if this is triggering to @ftlohorror folks devvoed by the Scream reschedules, buy some cake instead <3 4) No I won't be jumping on the AI Slasher picture trend and neither should you, just grab a mate who has a mask and have a lil fun together xxx #horrorcommunity #Scream #screamqueens #horrormovies #horrorfan #90saesthetic #90snostalgia #Slasher #horrorgeek #ghostface #veganhalloween #halloween2025 #vegangoth #horrorgeek #stumacherismyhusband

1 month ago

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🎃🚨 CODE ORANGE 🚨 🎃 First of the Pumpkin Spice heading out this weekenddddd!!! Buh-bye Summer 👋 🍂 👻 THIS WEEK:Saturday: BOURNEMOUTH @veganevents_uk Sunday: FROME INDIE @thefromeindependent NEXT WEEK:Saturday: LEICESTER @veganevents_ukSunday: GLOUCESTER @kordiaeventsStill recovering and fragile from a mental 5 weeks of festivals so please talk to me slowly and gimme a hug/coffee/beer if you see me love youuuuuG 🧡

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🎃🚨 CODE ORANGE 🚨 🎃 First of the Pumpkin Spice heading out this weekenddddd!!! Buh-bye Summer 👋 🍂 👻 THIS WEEK: Saturday: BOURNEMOUTH @veganevents_uk Sunday: FROME INDIE @thefromeindependent NEXT WEEK: Saturday: LEICESTER @veganevents_uk Sunday: GLOUCESTER @kordiaevents Still recovering and fragile from a mental 5 weeks of festivals so please talk to me slowly and gimme a hug/coffee/beer if you see me love youuuuu G 🧡

2 months ago

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Don't call it a comeback🔥Can we take a minute to appreciate how fit our OG Salty Dog is. Thank you. It's our best seller don't ya know. Is this content?What a sexy weekend, please enjoy the only photos I took because I was too busy CHATTING and HAVING A NICE TIME and DOING MY JOB SELLING CAKE (you'd think this is the most important bit but honestly I cherish the chats and lols most of all)Big ups to the wonderful @ghoulgangcollective and @thefromeindependent for a belter of a weekend after I took a very decadent almost-month off cos hearing 'it's too hot for brownies' is worse than not making any money lolNext up: @eatfestivals Portishead - @arctangentfestival - @victoriousfestival - @burnitdownfestival - @eatfestivals Totness - @thefromeindependent and a whole tonne of @veganevents_uk in SeptemberTHEN IT'S HALLOWEEN 🎃Then it's Christmas.Then it's 2026.Weh.K love you I'm gonna go deep clean the bakeryxoxoP.s. how I know I'll never be a viral business is because instead of using trending songs I choose a clip from a 20 minute long Dream Theater album track because a meme I saw made me laugh and want to listen to Dream Theater so. Enjoy. Or don't. Sorry. You're welcome.

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Don't call it a comeback🔥 Can we take a minute to appreciate how fit our OG Salty Dog is. Thank you. It's our best seller don't ya know. Is this content? What a sexy weekend, please enjoy the only photos I took because I was too busy CHATTING and HAVING A NICE TIME and DOING MY JOB SELLING CAKE (you'd think this is the most important bit but honestly I cherish the chats and lols most of all) Big ups to the wonderful @ghoulgangcollective and @thefromeindependent for a belter of a weekend after I took a very decadent almost-month off cos hearing 'it's too hot for brownies' is worse than not making any money lol Next up: @eatfestivals Portishead - @arctangentfestival - @victoriousfestival - @burnitdownfestival - @eatfestivals Totness - @thefromeindependent and a whole tonne of @veganevents_uk in September THEN IT'S HALLOWEEN 🎃 Then it's Christmas. Then it's 2026. Weh. K love you I'm gonna go deep clean the bakery xoxo P.s. how I know I'll never be a viral business is because instead of using trending songs I choose a clip from a 20 minute long Dream Theater album track because a meme I saw made me laugh and want to listen to Dream Theater so. Enjoy. Or don't. Sorry. You're welcome.

3 months ago

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✨️ EVENTS UPDATE ✨️ The update is that we'll be at @thefromeindependent tomorrow (6/7) and then I'm doing one and disappearing til August when the real sh1t starts Is speeding me up better or worse? 😂 My tics look mental but I'm kinda here for it #veganbusiness #bristolvegan #bristolvegans #fromeindependentmarket #fromeindependent #arctangent #victoriousfestival

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OUTBREAK FEST OUTBREAK FEST OUTBREAK FEST Sundaes and brownies and vegan whippy loaded hot choc and @glassjaw and no barrier and maybe my third broken nose during KL WOO! @outbreakfest #outbreakfest outbreak fest innit lfg c u in the scrum #outbreakfestival #outbreak2025 #knockedloose #glassjaw #veganbrand #veganfoodshare

5 months ago

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